The Deputy Prime Minister David Seymour told the 2025 Local Government New Zealand Conference that Māori Prayer and cultural impact assessments were the reason why power prices and food bills were high.
Ahhhhh – Cool story bro.
Have you ever had a mate (who after lots of self research online) comes out with some bat shit crazy blame game on things that don’t actually have anything to do with the issue other than highlight their terrifying bigotry?
Y-e-a-h
Well we all have that mate now in our Deputy Prime Minister.
It seems for David, Māori Prayer is a Milton Friedman doom loop where capitalism goes to die.
I’m waiting for David to start blaming Climate Change, Earthquakes, milk spoiling, All Blacks losing and eclipses on Māori Prayer.
If Māori prayer is the reason why power prices and food bills are so high, let’s get our money’s worth
Dear Maui – please smite David Seymour, the ACT Party and burn Brooke’s only pink jacket.
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Maori komuhumuhu
He tukaha te waka nei
Our Kiwi waka is hardy
whitish-Red is ok if you’re in the pink
Oh dear, I’ll never know who noo hoo
AND, please help me!
It’s kō — got that
but is it MOO hoo MOO hoo, or moo HOO moo HOO
There MUST be rhythm, if not a tune
Perhaps it’s an echo — BOO HOO move who
Sigh, today I’ll settle on kō MU hu MU hu
just for fun and friendless
Can someone please muzzle Seymour. Thanks to our weak RW biased media, he has far too much to say for himself except more“distractions”, “cons” or “scams” all pouring out of his gob like garbage. Such a slimebag. He belongs permanently in a drain.
Don’t you mean a swamp Patrize
This then please Mr Martyn. Please?..
If that Farmer James hadn’t been such a little shit in 2022 AND continuing to abuse and tell lies many months more …
Perhaps our younger Kiwi men can grow up.
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Seymour?
There’s a reason both NZFirst and ACT are perennially minor parties. I suggest to ignore them.
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National&Labour to formally join as the uni party they have long behaved as.
Does this come under the heading of grandstanding? Seems overblown.
Song well sung song about a prayer by the Platters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE0UMnrQBD0
This is followed by The Great Pretender – how coincidental.
Oh yes I’m the Great Pretender (anyone in government now)
Pretending that I’m doing well
My need is such I pretend too much
I’m lonely but no one can tell.
and more lines –
I seem to be but I’m not you see
I’m lonely but no-one can tell. (Who could that apply to?)
(I remember those words from way back – perhaps we should put government
or potential wannabes promises to music so we remember them.)
Also can we take note of Jacqueline’s missives, I have a misgiving about them but maybe mistaken.
Perhaps we should set them to music and see how they rhyme.
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