Come on.
Hand on heart.
You know and I know that Donald Trump doesn’t know that NZ won’t allow nuclear ships to visit our waters.
As MAGA turns it’s eye on the Pacific and pushing against China, NZ is already being named as a slacker when it comes to defence spending, what happens when Trump is told we won’t have American Nuclear ships here?
I think Trump is crazy enough to immediately demand a ship visit as a symbolic gesture to China and threaten us with Tariffs if we don’t.
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Any change to New Zealand’s nuclear fee status requires a change of legislation. Does anyone seriously think such a change be done under Urgency in a day or so?
It would almost require a legislative process taking many months.
It would be a pretty dramatic political process!
What makes you think that they are not already here?
The coalition of chaos has paved the way for fast tracked legislation such is the depth of their corruption so yes in the near future they could do this overnight should they wish to do so.
… cough cough ,,,, “Isn’t it great?”
“That was the prime minister’s response to Morning Report’s Corin Dann on Tuesday when he pointed out the average number of bills passed under urgency across an entire term is 10, and Christopher Luxon’s coalition has “done 14 in seven weeks”…..
“Phil Smith, the editor of The House, detailed the use of urgency in a piece for RNZ last week, revealing that 14 bills have passed under urgency in seven weeks – none of those bills were sent to a select committee.
“That amount of urgency is not normal,”
cough cough splutter ….. Don Brash seemed to think that if he and the NActs were elected that the ‘no nukes’ legislation would be “gone by lunchtime…… “then National-leader Don Brash said his party would scrap the then Labour Party’s ban on nuclear-powered ships “by lunchtime”.”
Both Luxon and Key and Seymour and Collins work for ‘the rules based order’,,, this RBO ignores, flouts and threatens “International Law”.
Of course Luxon would get our ‘no nukes’ legislation ‘gone by lunchtime’, if that’s the way he chooses to jump for Donald pig fucker Trump*.
Luxon will pretend he cant hear ,but Winston will be despatched to the oval office to have his groin groped by the orange one ad bent over the desk in the oval office .
Work in Whangarei harbour is being fast tracked which may well lead to a usa naval base being set up there .
In the mean time ,while we are blowing trump under the desk the Chinese will have given billions of aid to our pacific neighbors and NZ will be stuck between a rock and a hard place as we need to trade with China .No doubt the big ego CEO will do a deal with Trump for the USA to take all of our exports that we would normally send to China and for us to pay 25% tariffs on those exports .
Nuclear armed is the issue, the US will neither confirm nor deny. Luxon just doesn’t have the know how let alone the skills to handle any hi level nuclear discussions with the USA. God help us if a really serious disaster besets this country before he is kicked out.
LUXON TO CABINET. How about we tell the Americans we will allow nuclear ship visits but we do not want any just now because there is this really bad epidemic, called Waitangi, at the moment and it is really infectious so it is better if US Navy ships do not come here. How about that?
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SEYMOUR I will call Atlas and see if it is okay with them.
So very true. There are a few things for which the world admire us and that is one.
GE free well for now anyway.
Our anti apartheid history.
Fascism is on the rise as the Yanks try to hold on to be the bullies of the world. Winston has moved us closer to the Yanks than ever before.
The threat to Kiribati is absolutely appalling. You may not have a foreign policy that differs to that of the Long White Cloud. Mind you the Chinese would front up with the tiny amount that Kiribati gets from us which is exactly what Winston and his cronies don’t want.
When he became the foreign minister he shot off pretty quickly to shore up the Pacific nations with the Western world.
The constant joke is our ‘independent’ foreign policy
well he failed to shore up the cook islands as events in the last few days show .Samoa will be next as Luxon flicked them the bird when we scuttled a navy ship in their waters so we could claim the insurance to balance the books for no boats Willis .
Doubt he cares enough about NZ to send a ship but he might threaten no alliance if we continue to virtue signal “no nukes” while hiding behind America’s skirt.
Would we blame him?
Luxon is Keys man, he’s unlikely to do anything that might be unhelpful to Chinas interests.
Our security situation will continue to deteriorate as normal.
It’d go something like those.
After cyber attacking New Zealand, The Peoples Republic of China namely Xi Jingping then begins a slow march towards WW3 by sanctioning NZ.
Next Trump orders an Ohio Class nuclear propelled (three of them were converted to tomahawk carriers but even tomahawks can be nuclear tipped so hard to tell) submarine surface off the coast of New Zealand with Mr Christopher Luxons relief that daddy is here to save him.
Or something like that.
With the exception of one or two older cruisers, which may now be in the reserve fleet, the US Navy aircraft carriers and submarines are the only vessels which are nuclear powered.
The aircraft carriers have no need to come within thousands of miles of New Zealand, likewise the nuclear powered attack submarines. The nuclear powered missile submarines generally stay submerged while on patrol, likewise they have no need to sail anywhere near New Zealand.
So the likelihood of a nuclear powered and/or nuclear armed US Navy ship or submarine visiting New Zealand is very low.
And the likelihood of us having any idea is a US Nuclear Sub is in our waters is zero.
Luxon would cave in.
He like Trump is a bully boy and just as ignorant.
NZ Farmers: Martyn shut up with this suggestion for the second time in a week.
Y’know if the The National Party of Aotearoa New Zealand are allowed to try there luck for the umpteenth time on the “free market,” Aotearoa New Zealand will become the 56th state of America.
Trump did try anything wrt nuclear ship in NZ during the first four year term (2016-2020) when he similarly went after China, so what makes you think he will this time?
*Trump didn’t try anything…
Different Trump this one is hell bent on revenge and put in the numpties and Judges to do whatever the hell he likes, just look at what he did with the tariffs.
You have a lot more confidence than I do that Trump could actually find us on a globe. Luxon would say “yes sir, how many ships and where do you want to visit” is my guess if the question was ever asked. He might have to check with Seymour and Peters first though.
Some commentators on this page seem to be in the inner sanctum of Trump et.al with their inner knowledge.
Unlucky uce.
If Trump said get rid of your 1980s virtue signalling anti nuke legislation or you‘re on your own, the government would likely go along with that. It’s easy to have high minded principles until the Americans confirm they won’t be saving us. Chloë‘s mob would be outraged but she isn’t in cabinet.
Shut up. Don’t tell him. Also, he doesn’t know NZ exists. Let’s keep it that way.
Well, presumably good outcomes. Luxon is a handpuppet, it’s time for him to encounter the resistance he deserves for his high reason.
Bloody hell why would trump give a fuck ?NZ is a couple of islands at the bottom of the world with 4 million refugees from around the world restting up till they catch the next plane out .Luxon will happily allow Trump to export more refugees here when he runs out of places to send his deportees .
Kiwis have an inflated opinion of our worth to the rest of the world ,just look at whats happened in the pacific this week .The cook island is supposed to be a NZ colony under our protection .For years we have thrown a few crumbs and exploited their people as cheap labour .
What happens when New Zealand sees a foreign fishing fleet, GPS-spoofed to Tahiti, suddenly appear off the Chatham Rise scooping up all before it?
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