12 days of Christmas from the new National/ACT/NZFirst Government

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On the first day of Christmas,
My libertarian vampire gave to me
A handjob for the bourgeoise

On the second day of Christmas,
My libertarian vampire gave to me
No Fair Pay,
And a handjob for the bourgeoise.

On the third day of Christmas,
My libertarian vampire gave to me
Bosses right to sack,
No Fair Pay,
And a handjob for the bourgeoise.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My libertarian vampire gave to me,
No Gaza ceasefire,
Bosses right to sack,
No Fair Pay,
And a handjob for the bourgeoise.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my libertarian vampire gave to me
Contrived Boomer things,
No Gaza ceasefire,
Bosses right to sack,
No Fair Pay,
And a handjob for the bourgeoise.

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On the sixth day of Christmas,
my libertarian vampire gave to me
No Māori speaking,
Contrived Boomer things,
No Gaza ceasefire,
Bosses right to sack,
No Fair Pay,
And a handjob for the bourgeoise.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my libertarian vampire gave to me
Rivers too polluted for swimming,
No Māori speaking,
Contrived Boomer things,
No Gaza ceasefire,
Bosses right to sack,
No Fair Pay,
And a handjob for the bourgeoise.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my libertarian vampire gave to me
10 000 cows milking,
Rivers too polluted for swimming,
No Māori speaking,
Contrived Boomer things,
No Gaza ceasefire,
Bosses right to sack,
No Fair Pay,
And a handjob for the bourgeoise

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my libertarian vampire gave to me
Feral Cookers dancing,
10 000 cows milking,
Rivers too polluted for swimming,
No Māori speaking,
Contrived Boomer things,
No Gaza ceasefire,
Bosses right to sack,
No Fair Pay,
And a handjob for the bourgeoise.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my libertarian vampire gave to me
Greedy Landlords a-leaping,
Feral Cookers dancing,
10 000 cows milking,
Rivers too polluted for swimming,
No Māori speaking,
Contrived Boomer things,
No Gaza ceasefire,
Bosses right to sack,
No Fair Pay,
And a handjob for the bourgeoise.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my libertarian vampire gave to me
Winston Peters media bribing,
Greedy Landlords a-leaping,
Feral Cookers dancing,
10 000 cows milking,
Rivers too polluted for swimming,
No Māori speaking,
Contrived Boomer things,
No Gaza ceasefire,
Bosses right to sack,
No Fair Pay,
And a handjob for the bourgeoise.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my libertarian vampire gave to me
Tesla subsidy bumming,
Winston Peters media bribing,
Greedy Landlords a-leaping,
Feral Cookers dancing,
10 000 cows milking,
Rivers too polluted for swimming,
No Māori speaking,
Contrived Boomer things,
No Gaza ceasefire,
Bosses right to sack,
No Fair Pay,
And a handjob for the bourgeoise!

 

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18 COMMENTS

  1. MADE A PAV, then fuckit, Triffle, the bugger what a duck im cooking, monster craft and not a cost ,,,, who, unbelievable queing, AnywaY our ladies, cricket will not taste this duck, cheif fuck off, non of our ladies, will ever be out, with a Duck.

  2. This country cannot go bankrupt as the goveernment produces and backs the fiat money we use.
    It needs to have available resources to use and put into public service. Exceeding the available capacity will cause inflation. The government is not constrained like the public, commerce, and local bodies.
    The Government cannot produce growth but cutting and producing austerity for people.

  3. I say, I say, good heavens old boy, jolly bad show eh wot, ferries sunk eh wot! all too dicky this newbie Willis Wallah and the sprog crew, need to be gone for a Burton, wot wot eh, just not jolly cricket I say, all a bit shakey-do say wot!

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