Political Caption Competition

1. Make America Great Again
   The oft repeated refrain
   Would seem to be
   Back to past century

   Pick and Shovel the coal
   Underground like a mole
   As the canaries thrive
   Miners will emerge alive.

   A trade deal with US
   For NZ useless
   Don’t want NZ produce
   Just dump US juice

   Put Americans First
   Satisfy their thirst
   And regular repast
   Means leave NZ last

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