Political Caption Competition

1. donald t. brash: ‘i’ve often wondered – how do maari cook frozen peas in those hangi things..?’

2. donald t. brash: (thinks) ‘mmm – an uppity native-person’..

3. wall: ‘no i will not come to your place so you can prove you aren’t a racist’.

4. donald t. brash: (thinks..) ‘should i get an ayn rand tattoo..?’..

5. donald t. brash: (thinks..) ‘should i have baked beans or fish-fingers and frozen peas for my dinner..?’

6. wall: ‘why are you such a stupid old man..?’

7. donald t. brash: (thinks.) ‘i wonder if i should take up that offer to play monty burns in ‘the simpsons: the stage-show’..?

8. the future meets the past..

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