How John Key sees himself compared to the voters during press conferences
Nope, even from that angle he’s still a dick.
Selfie courtesy of peniscam.
LOOK I WONT COME BACK IF YOU DONT CHANGE THE STORY & PRINT WHAT I WANT.
“No, I did not say the “C” word”
“The National Government’s housing policy is COMPREHENSIVE – as the Speaker of the House has confirmed.”
“With our three housing Ministers, Bill English, Nick Smith and the ‘colourful’ Paula Bennett facing the ‘challenge’ we have ‘credibility’, for Christ’s sake.”
“By the time the Chinese Construction Company has finished building the vast new Auckland hotel with Chinese labour, the numbers of tourists will have declined along with the quality of our river waters.”
“All those rooms on the waterfront will be available for emergency housing. That will get the bodies off Queen Street, at least – make it look tidy again.”
“How’s that for ‘creative’ thinking?”
“Now don’t mention the “C” word again’ – you critters!”
The foul underbelly of this government, courtesy of Key!
“Look, at the end of the day, I think most New Zillunders would agree that I’m a complete tosser.”
Now look you muppets!
“In reality” and again “at the end of the day” – do you like these two catch phrase’s – I’ve disseminated around the world?
Now that allows me to say nothing at all after them, – clever eh?
I love words, they let me lie a lot.
Reserve banks view of threat of forthcoming karate chop.
Never before in the history of human endeavour has so much attention been paid to so many words that meant so little
A suit and tie looks ridiculous from any angle – particularly this one.
At the end of the day and in the morning I am full of crap
I could saw you in half like this, and my people would love me for it.
I’ve looked at lies from both sides now
from big and small
and still somehow
it’s lies’ illusions I recall
I really can do lies, so well
How John Key sees himself compared to the voters during press conferences
Nope, even from that angle he’s still a dick.
Selfie courtesy of peniscam.
LOOK I WONT COME BACK IF YOU DONT CHANGE THE STORY & PRINT WHAT I WANT.
“No, I did not say the “C” word”
“The National Government’s housing policy is COMPREHENSIVE – as the Speaker of the House has confirmed.”
“With our three housing Ministers, Bill English, Nick Smith and the ‘colourful’ Paula Bennett facing the ‘challenge’ we have ‘credibility’, for Christ’s sake.”
“By the time the Chinese Construction Company has finished building the vast new Auckland hotel with Chinese labour, the numbers of tourists will have declined along with the quality of our river waters.”
“All those rooms on the waterfront will be available for emergency housing. That will get the bodies off Queen Street, at least – make it look tidy again.”
“How’s that for ‘creative’ thinking?”
“Now don’t mention the “C” word again’ – you critters!”
The foul underbelly of this government, courtesy of Key!
“Look, at the end of the day, I think most New Zillunders would agree that I’m a complete tosser.”
Now look you muppets!
“In reality” and again “at the end of the day” – do you like these two catch phrase’s – I’ve disseminated around the world?
Now that allows me to say nothing at all after them, – clever eh?
I love words, they let me lie a lot.
Reserve banks view of threat of forthcoming karate chop.
Never before in the history of human endeavour has so much attention been paid to so many words that meant so little
A suit and tie looks ridiculous from any angle – particularly this one.
At the end of the day and in the morning I am full of crap
I could saw you in half like this, and my people would love me for it.
I’ve looked at lies from both sides now
from big and small
and still somehow
it’s lies’ illusions I recall
I really can do lies, so well
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