Comments on: TDB Political Caption Competition

By: AB

AB — Mon, 29 Feb 2016 00:29:54 +0000

“Life is easier since Oravida got the contract for state security”
(Testimonial from senior NZ government minister.)

By: Towanda!

Towanda! — Thu, 25 Feb 2016 05:31:56 +0000

I’m prepared, see? Prepared to catch. Now, Joyce wasn’t, and therein lay his downfall. But I’m ready. A minister of police must always be prepared. And I’m ready.

By: Margaret

Margaret — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 23:46:37 +0000

“What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.”

“Start by admitting
From cradle to tomb
Isn’t that long a stay.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Only a Cabaret, old chum,
And I love a Cabaret!”

– Cabaret

By: Nitrium

Nitrium — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 23:19:48 +0000

“I’m so popular I need dozens of police to protect me from the admiring crowd”. Oh wait.

By: phillup ure

phillup ure — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 22:02:59 +0000

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive…

That’s when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There’s a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.

It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys…

By: Nigel

Nigel — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 21:00:31 +0000

I’m a FAG HAG with protection!!!

By: Mel

Mel — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 20:55:46 +0000

‘These studs give me insurance protection service against pink dildos’

By: kejomu

kejomu — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 20:18:41 +0000

“And when i,m president i,ll be wearing a uniform just like these ones.”