Comments on: Political Caption Competition

By: stefan

stefan — Tue, 21 Apr 2020 04:37:45 +0000

That’s just silly.. Don’t be like simple Simon. Everyone is laughing at him, and the ridiculous mob of wannabees around him. Do you want people to laugh at you openly, or behind their hands?

By: simonm

simonm — Tue, 21 Apr 2020 03:03:16 +0000

Soymun: “Chin up guys! Never forget that Nu Zulind is the one place turkeys do vote for Christmas, so we’ve still got a very good chance of forming the next government.”

By: Greywarbler

Greywarbler — Tue, 21 Apr 2020 02:15:48 +0000

We know who it was and we know where you live – stay there with all the farts you know as you’re not making anything worthwhile here.

By: bert

bert — Tue, 21 Apr 2020 01:07:19 +0000

Simon holds meeting for all National caucus members who support him.
Simon asks ” where’s David Seymour, in fact where’s everyone else?”

By: bert

bert — Tue, 21 Apr 2020 01:03:28 +0000

“I said 2 meters apart Geŕry”
“I am Simon, at least part of me is”

By: Kheala

Kheala — Tue, 21 Apr 2020 00:03:03 +0000

Simon, to the man at the back: “Well if Paula would stop pummelling me with her bad vibes then maybe I could have made a better response. …And, NO, Paula, I do not think you could have “handled it better”.”

By: DX5

DX5 — Mon, 20 Apr 2020 22:38:13 +0000

The number of National MPs if an election were held today.