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SIMEON I am not sure about that. I will have to ask the boss. MEDIA Well the Prime minister is right beside you? SIMEON No – the boss -David Seymour. Reply
Don’t fall into one style of riposte Clive – try a reverse thrust to end up in a different place. Reply
Applying reverse thrust would likely propel the wet fart out the front exhaust to an even greater extent Reply
It seems that you are beyond redemption or even improvement Clive. This must give you much insight into politicians minds. Reply
Insight and the power of observation to make interpretations based on what is noticed so lighten up and enjoy the spectrum Reply
How can you pick a worthwhile political party if you can’t even pick your nose? Do you mean that sort of humour? Reply
Arrrr what was it I said again boss I can’t remember I’ve told so much bullshit its effecting my memory. Reply
It was all fun and games until I discovered that their combined income, paid by us, is close to a million annually and then there’s the perks and entitlements for their families. No wonder they’re ‘sorted’. Reply
That’s it, right there in a nutshell, well said Killer. Filthy rich bastards who don’t give a fu!!!! Reply
Pinocchio Brown says “I’m a real boy”
Gelato Luxon say’s “I like your hair:
SIMEON I am not sure about that. I will have to ask the boss.
MEDIA Well the Prime minister is right beside you?
SIMEON No – the boss -David Seymour.
“did you bring the lube Simmy no but I just did a wet fart Chrissy”
Don’t fall into one style of riposte Clive – try a reverse thrust to end up in a different place.
Applying reverse thrust would likely propel the wet fart out the front exhaust to an even greater extent
It seems that you are beyond redemption or even improvement Clive. This must give you much insight into politicians minds.
Insight and the power of observation to make interpretations based on what is noticed so lighten up and enjoy the spectrum
To be fair Greywarbler the political captions should be about a bit of humour.
How can you pick a worthwhile political party if you can’t even pick your nose? Do you mean that sort of humour?
Good try.
Who farted
Luxon is checking his arse because he is about to ream it because he keeps fucking up .
Arrrr what was it I said again boss I can’t remember I’ve told so much bullshit its effecting my memory.
Vampire looks menacingly at victims neck, sadly both have no blood in their veins
It was all fun and games until I discovered that their combined income, paid by us, is close to a million annually and then there’s the perks and entitlements for their families. No wonder they’re ‘sorted’.
That’s it, right there in a nutshell, well said Killer. Filthy rich bastards who don’t give a fu!!!!
When Simeon tells lies I find it deeply attractive.
Simeon is better at this than me – should I be worried?
Hmmm….this arsehole is after my job.
The polished turd is getting homesick eyes up nearest arsehole