There’s a wee beastie called the sheep nasal bot fly. Australian originally, naturally.
AI reckons: The sheep nasal bot fly, Oestrus ovis, is a common parasite in New Zealand, affecting sheep and sometimes goats. The female fly lays larvae in the nostrils, which then crawl into the nasal passages and sinuses, causing annoyance and, rarely, more serious problems. While treatment is not always necessary, anti-parasitic medications like ivermectin can be used.
AI forgot to mention good farming practice which is to not graze too short. If a sheep can hide its nose in longer grass the bot fly can’t land an egg on the sheep’s nostrils so fuck you bot fly.
I discovered the bot fly while penning up two tooth’s for a pre lambing crutching. One of the sheep stopped moving ahead of my yard dog and began sneezing and sneezing and sneezing.
There! “What the fuck is that? ” I thought as this odd looking, white, delta shaped thing with two black hole in its blunt end began to move. Since running while screaming wasn’t an option I thought I’d take a closer look. It was, by its appearance a large maggot like thing sneezed out by the poor bloody sheep. ( If you see sheep in higher tussock country standing about with their heads together they’re not gossiping or plotting the farmer’s overthrow like banks, politicians or scum neighbours do, they’re protecting themselves from the dreaded bot fly.
A way to tell if one’s sheep are infected with the bot fly is by how much snot’s produced by the sheep. The maggot gets into the sheep’s nasal cavities and irritates the sheep into producing huge quantities of yellow and green snot which is what the bot fly larva feeds on. Yep. It’s a snot eating nose maggot and yet, not even a snot eating nose maggot’s as repulsive as an image of dumb luxon and sleazy seymour hugging. Two greedy, thieves of our time going in for full contact.
Squeezable puppets.
David: Chris did you just squeak “I love you JK”, when I squeezed you?
Chris: David did you just moan “anything Atlas, anything!” when I squeezed you?
“Let me take you on a romantic holiday to Te Puke.”
“Ooohhh Chris…….fancy a private twerk when we get there?”
To-may-to, to-mar-to, Amanda, A-man-o.
Kiwi version of the “Kiss of Death.’
WINSTON The bastard! He never did that with me!
There’s a wee beastie called the sheep nasal bot fly. Australian originally, naturally.
AI reckons: The sheep nasal bot fly, Oestrus ovis, is a common parasite in New Zealand, affecting sheep and sometimes goats. The female fly lays larvae in the nostrils, which then crawl into the nasal passages and sinuses, causing annoyance and, rarely, more serious problems. While treatment is not always necessary, anti-parasitic medications like ivermectin can be used.
AI forgot to mention good farming practice which is to not graze too short. If a sheep can hide its nose in longer grass the bot fly can’t land an egg on the sheep’s nostrils so fuck you bot fly.
I discovered the bot fly while penning up two tooth’s for a pre lambing crutching. One of the sheep stopped moving ahead of my yard dog and began sneezing and sneezing and sneezing.
There! “What the fuck is that? ” I thought as this odd looking, white, delta shaped thing with two black hole in its blunt end began to move. Since running while screaming wasn’t an option I thought I’d take a closer look. It was, by its appearance a large maggot like thing sneezed out by the poor bloody sheep. ( If you see sheep in higher tussock country standing about with their heads together they’re not gossiping or plotting the farmer’s overthrow like banks, politicians or scum neighbours do, they’re protecting themselves from the dreaded bot fly.
A way to tell if one’s sheep are infected with the bot fly is by how much snot’s produced by the sheep. The maggot gets into the sheep’s nasal cavities and irritates the sheep into producing huge quantities of yellow and green snot which is what the bot fly larva feeds on. Yep. It’s a snot eating nose maggot and yet, not even a snot eating nose maggot’s as repulsive as an image of dumb luxon and sleazy seymour hugging. Two greedy, thieves of our time going in for full contact.
Just practising David for when I have to meet God Emperor Macron.
Bob the first and Im right embrace and exchange vows.
Squeezable puppets.
David: Chris did you just squeak “I love you JK”, when I squeezed you?
Chris: David did you just moan “anything Atlas, anything!” when I squeezed you?
Basically just two arseholes sniffing each others fart
Luxon: I keep my friends close.
Seymour: And I keep my enemies closer.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/prime-minister-christopher-luxons-press-secretary-resigns-amid-allegations-of-recording-sex-workers/IJIVZRULYFHB3CCYMXERJ3FFZM/
SeymourLux celebrate this resignation, what did press secretary have on them?
Don’t you love that we are getting away with it.
To easy my friend.