Almighty God! Defend me from police probes into corruption and inquiries into tax evasion. Deafen, blind and confuse the voters so that they not turn aside from the true faith of capitalism and the free market.
Strike down our foes and strengthen our accusations over trivialities. Distract thy people with outrage over old Anglo-Saxon words and Maori tikanga so that they might not see we have impoverished them to enrich ourselves.
Do thus and I will build a temple to them and it I shall fill with moneychangers and overseas investors to evermore glorify my- I mean they – name.
For ever and ever – or until the next election – amen
God in reply..
” hey Jude ( das ) with more than 8 billion people on Earth , what entitlement did you think you had for a direct line to beseech ME? F#O !!! “
Dear Lord, all the hoha has exhausted me. I know you can turn water into wine but I think I’ve got activity juice in my bottle – can you just manage sparkling vino? I really need this, so hope for a positive from you.
Yep. If I were Jesus I’d use hand sanitizer after I touched her too.
Dear Lord Jesus send me earplugs so I don’t have to hear that awful whining coming from the university’s basement.
” and the lord said to Judeath, Oravida, Oravida, Oravida and then the heavens opened up and there was corruption”.
Dear Lord I may throw stones but I am no sinner, feck have I got that right?.
I feel like having a spew on this pew. God help me.
Astonishing! I never knew there was “The Church of Capitalist Greed'(it must be the same one Chris Luxon goes to).
Almighty God! Defend me from police probes into corruption and inquiries into tax evasion. Deafen, blind and confuse the voters so that they not turn aside from the true faith of capitalism and the free market.
Strike down our foes and strengthen our accusations over trivialities. Distract thy people with outrage over old Anglo-Saxon words and Maori tikanga so that they might not see we have impoverished them to enrich ourselves.
Do thus and I will build a temple to them and it I shall fill with moneychangers and overseas investors to evermore glorify my- I mean they – name.
For ever and ever – or until the next election – amen
For God’s sake – take the damned photo & let me out of here – the sanctity – it burnssss usss…
The kauri swamp vulture prays to the bird of gold.
God in reply..
” hey Jude ( das ) with more than 8 billion people on Earth , what entitlement did you think you had for a direct line to beseech ME? F#O !!! “
Dear Lord, all the hoha has exhausted me. I know you can turn water into wine but I think I’ve got activity juice in my bottle – can you just manage sparkling vino? I really need this, so hope for a positive from you.
Not subtle just juiced
So that on June 5, with parliament free of them, the Hon J Collins can be invited to speak at the next Hobson’s Pledge annual meeting.