Oh the shark has pretty teeth dear
and he shows them pearly white,
Just some plastic has the Mowbray
and that’s sure as hell a blight.
Look at me you bottom feeders!
I can afford dental care because I sell plastic that is polluting the Oceans!
(All that is wrong with capitalism encapsulated in one smirk).
Hitting toy stores now!!
Tired of ‘Action Man’ and ‘Barbie’?
Then try ‘Sanctimonious Little Prick’ (batteries not included).
Push a button and hear him make trite comments like “Poverty is the poor’s fault”, and “I like donating to ACT”. Hours of fun and highly recommended for those under the mental age of 12.
If you like Mike Hosking, then you’ll love Sanctimonious Little Prick!
Oh the shark has pretty teeth dear
and he shows them pearly white,
Just some plastic has the Mowbray
and that’s sure as hell a blight.
Look at me you bottom feeders!
I can afford dental care because I sell plastic that is polluting the Oceans!
(All that is wrong with capitalism encapsulated in one smirk).
Hitting toy stores now!!
Tired of ‘Action Man’ and ‘Barbie’?
Then try ‘Sanctimonious Little Prick’ (batteries not included).
Push a button and hear him make trite comments like “Poverty is the poor’s fault”, and “I like donating to ACT”. Hours of fun and highly recommended for those under the mental age of 12.
If you like Mike Hosking, then you’ll love Sanctimonious Little Prick!
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