Lazy Incompetent Labour Party Staffers hilariously pimp Talbot Poll (take 2)

Now you will recall my sceptic analysis of the Lazy Incompetent Labour Staffers who were leaking the Talbot Poll last week…

Labour’s internal Talbot Poll leak limps home

How many Labour Party Staffers does it take to change a lightbulb?

50.

One to change it, 49 to sit around doing nothing while complaining about how the Wellington CBD is dead.

I ask you comrades, how incompetent is the Labour Party?

Once upon a time the Internal Talbot Polling would be leaked to the blogs, and once on the blogs, the other media would pick it up.

Now, the lazy incompetent Labour Party staffers don’t leak to the blogs and instead leak it to one news organisation meaning the others won’t touch the leak and it disappears beneath the surface.

This matters because now Stuff are too cheap to do polls for their 6pm news thing, the only regular polling is TVNZ, Taxpayers Union and Roy Morgan.

The latest Taxpayer’s Union Poll had Labour at a disastrous:

National – 39%

Labour – 25.9%

Greens – 11%

ACT – 8.8%

NZF – 6.8%

Te Pati Māori – 5%

Instead of leaking to the blogs to ensure mainstream media picked it up, the lazy incompetent Labour Staffers leaked to Jamie Ensor and the story disappeared into the ‘who gives a fuck’ file on the NZ Herald.

Honestly lazy incompetent Labour Staffers, Jamie nobody Ensor?

Really?

It’s a shocker on the rocker because the internal Talbot Poll tells a totally different story than the Taxpayers Union Poll but you wouldn’t know because lazy incompetent Labour Staffers gave the leak to a noddy that nobody cares about at the Herald and the rest of the media don’t touch it.

I ask again, how fucking incompetent are the lazy Labour Party staffers?

Sack them all and leave them for Neale Jones and the chinless wonder from down under, Davey Cormack to hire.

Oh, what did the Talbot Poll say you beg?

National – 37%

Labour – 32%

Greens – 10%

ACT – 8%

NZF – 6.1%

Te Pati Māori – 3.9%

Totally different result right but no one knows it thanks to lazy incompetent Labour Staffers.

Let’s see the Labour Party staffers do all again next month and make the exact same mistakes.

How do these Staffers keep their jobs while so many in the public service face cut backs and the sack?

Still can’t get Chippy on The Working Group either.

PS – Huge news tomorrow about The Working Group – where politics comes alive.

…ok.

So the quick recap is Lazy Incompetent Labour Party Staffers went from leaking the Talbot Polls to the Blogs, (which then generated multi media network buy in from the mainstream media because the mainstream media will never touch each others exclusives out of professional spite and they don’t regard the Blogs as real networks and never credit them as a source), to just leaking to one side which gets immediately ignored by the other media.

That happened last week with their leak to the NZ Herald’s resident man child running the NZME politics desk on the weekend and the story disappeared into the ‘who gives a fuck’ file on the NZ Herald.

Now I eagerly goaded us all into watching how the Lazy Incompetent Labour Party Staffers  would leak the next Talbot Poll after their cheeks had burnt crimson from reading my vicious burn of their gasp inducing laziness and incompetence.

Their Take 2 is even more gloriously fucked.

Instead of Mr No One Cares over at the Herald, they decided to give it to Henry Cooke over at Stuff, but it was behind the paywall of The Post’s obtuse and difficult to access website!!!

They went from no one gives a fuck at the NZ Herald to no one is reading this shit at Stuff!

Remember, the whole point of this fucking exercise is supposed to be calming and reassuring Left wing voters in a sea of right wing media with a hard right, racist, climate denying, beneficiary bashing, disabled abusing Government ramming culture war revenge fantasies masquerading as social policy through at blitzkrieg rates: It’s supposed to be leaking these Poll results to galvanise supporters, AND YET the fucking thing is behind a fucking paywall!!!

WTF was the point of leaking behind a Paywall?

Why are Lazy Incompetent Labour Party Staffers being allowed to self-mutilate the message into meaningless nothings behind a paywall?

Is Neale Jones and the chinless wonder from down under, big Davey Cormack advising the Labour Party on Comms now?

Please tell me that’s not happening!?!?

It’s almost like Labour have learnt nothing while in Opposition.

Oh, and the leaked Talbot Poll showed something completely different from the TVNZ, TU and Roy Morgan Poll, but most won’t know that BECAUSE IT’S BEHIND A FUCKING PAYWALL YOU MORONS.

At this point you are laughing and spilling your morning coffee and giggling, ‘this is peak hilarity’, but I challenge you that is not true.

You underestimate our Lazy Incompetent Labour Party Staffers which means Take 3 on how they leak the Talbot Poll at the end of October will be even more hilariously counter productive.

I predict Chippy-will-go-on-The-Platform-and-leak-the-Poll-results-there-while-Sean- demands-he-define-what-a-woman-is-alongside-Chris-Trotter-and-Michael-Laws-tsk-tsking- from-the-sidelines level hilariously counter productive.

Let’s watch in awe at how they hilariously pimp Talbot Poll (take 3).

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