CL: “Hey, can you tell Winston and David to stop being mean to me? I like them but they don’t like me and it’s not fair.”
KID: “You should sack Nicola Willis for the IRex fuck-up”.
CL: “I know, but could you put in a good word with David and Winston for me”
“Do you like chilling out in pyjamas with your papa?”
LUXON Are you drawing a picture of me?
KID No, this is a picture of the thing that Mummy hides under her pillow.
“ Does your mummy charge ladies $115.00 to have afternoon tea with her? “
“ Can you guess how many houses I’ve got ? “
If you ask for a free lunch again I’ll say” what I can tell you” is fuck off I gave your parents another $10 few weeks ago “
“Hello little boy would you like a lolly”?
Luxon takes advice from Aussie Malcolm.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/350424683/police-reviewing-historical-sexual-abuse-allegations-against-former-national-mp
Do you like rockets? Can you draw mw a picture of one! Just think, when you grow up you will be able to fly in one high in the sky – that rhymes with pie in the sky.
” Now kid , I know you can’t read yet but put down that felt pen , stop drawing and get on with your hour of maths from our sponsor’s maths book.”
Kid to stranger –
“Engari kua mohio ke ahau i a koe.
He ngutu kau āna tō kōrero.”
I hope that was polite – wouldn’t want Maori to sink to the TDB level of rancour.
Look at me Im just Like John I exploit kids
Education my precious…
Get a good job, pay my crippling rents for the rest of your life, and keep growing my property empire.
My kiwi dream for NZ.
Psst hey random kid – Now remember what i told you kid, repeat after me, ” I am not hungry.”
Man too dense to know capitalism is over and climate change is here seeks appropriate companion.
Child is sweet and innocent. Man certainly is not.