It’s not easy being a Culture War Boomer convinced da Maaaaaaaaaaris is getting too much and it’s hard to find other people to scream about vaccinations and Jacinda to.
This lack of social interaction is making these people unfuckable which in turn makes them even more uptight.
Former Race Relations Conciliator Susan Devoy, lamented last year that some culture war boomers are so reactionary racist that the best we can hope for is that they die off and with the census showing tomorrow is younger and browner, many Redneck Settler Boomers face an existential race crisis dilemma, they are so toxic with their racism that no one wants to breed with them.
This demands our focus and attention.
I suggest we need a condomless Tinder for Redneck Settler Boomers to help them connect with their kind, ‘Raw Doggers for White Democracy’ seems too long a name, Hobson’s Pledge Bumble doesn’t seem romantic enough and Taxpayers’ Union Grindr seems unlikely given their dress sense.
How about just ‘Cracker’, where yesterdays fears go to die.
Ignite your heart AND the cross in your back yard.
We should never judge a person by the colour of their skin, however we should always check their neck.
Then only people ever offended by the word ‘Cracker’ are Crackers.
Hilarious! Betcha even millsy and wheel and Squeaky Clean will swipe in hope of finding love.
They are beyond love now Jacinda has left the room.
There is a trend of young people turning right they’ve had it with the negative left.
The young have aspirations the left offer mediocrity.