“This is the menu for my dinner tonight. Thanks taxpayers!”
No Chris you’re not the “A” team you are the fucking embarrassing team.
So, Chris is the ‘E’ team
The “E” stands for egghead in more ways than one.
The ‘A’ stands for arsehole
Luxon’s twelve commandments for bottom feeders.
Thou shalt not not not …
and ready to go on every charter school’s classroom wall.
Ba ha! x
So they stole the menu’s. So what? I don’t get it.
A bit of a moment of truth; all seem to have clean slates except Luxon, who is not even trying.
Luxon flogging his wife’s afternoon teas at $115.00 each. Discounts for people in pyjamas.
Amanda to Chris:
“Loving these taxpayer paid first class trips. Can we not make up some excuse for a visit to Paris next for the Olympics? There must be some “A” list snail farm down the South Island that we can represent?”
Chris to Amanda:
Yeah, for sure Chris.
The Powelliphanta annectens or maybe it was sometihng with a similar name, is a species that was once living in an environment that our ol’ mate Key was keen on destroying via sale into private hands. That once pristine virginal ecosystem that Solid Energy were a wee while ago in charge of, in the geographically amazing landscape they strangely call ‘coal fields’ close to Westport, Stockton, Rochfort. Nothing to see here, unless of course like most NZ’ers you haven’t been here.
Oops! Who the, what the fucK? Dd I just trip over my bottom lip. Help Shonkey!
Am I an A list or a C list. Well Greg Foran was in the C list that went to China as head of AirNZ. So the twice bailed out AirNZ must be C list. And since I’m the former head of AirNZ, that made me C list. But I’m probably more B list now. B for Buffoon. (noun. a person who amuses others by ridiculous behavior
synonyms: clown, goof, goofball)
Hey guys Luxie here. We got SIX DEALS guys!
1. Apology for sushi comments- $0
2. Sister city token
Japanese garden- $0
3. Private profit deals for mates – $0
4. Photo Op for me and Mandy- $0
5.Intel sharing deal (I’m totally unintel)- $0
6. SORRY I MISSED YOU CARD LUV Fumio Kishida -$0
“This is the menu for my dinner tonight. Thanks taxpayers!”
No Chris you’re not the “A” team you are the fucking embarrassing team.
So, Chris is the ‘E’ team
The “E” stands for egghead in more ways than one.
The ‘A’ stands for arsehole
Luxon’s twelve commandments for bottom feeders.
Thou shalt not not not …
and ready to go on every charter school’s classroom wall.
Ba ha! x
So they stole the menu’s. So what? I don’t get it.
A bit of a moment of truth; all seem to have clean slates except Luxon, who is not even trying.
Luxon flogging his wife’s afternoon teas at $115.00 each. Discounts for people in pyjamas.
Amanda to Chris:
“Loving these taxpayer paid first class trips. Can we not make up some excuse for a visit to Paris next for the Olympics? There must be some “A” list snail farm down the South Island that we can represent?”
Chris to Amanda:
Yeah, for sure Chris.
The Powelliphanta annectens or maybe it was sometihng with a similar name, is a species that was once living in an environment that our ol’ mate Key was keen on destroying via sale into private hands. That once pristine virginal ecosystem that Solid Energy were a wee while ago in charge of, in the geographically amazing landscape they strangely call ‘coal fields’ close to Westport, Stockton, Rochfort. Nothing to see here, unless of course like most NZ’ers you haven’t been here.
Oops! Who the, what the fucK? Dd I just trip over my bottom lip. Help Shonkey!
Am I an A list or a C list. Well Greg Foran was in the C list that went to China as head of AirNZ. So the twice bailed out AirNZ must be C list. And since I’m the former head of AirNZ, that made me C list. But I’m probably more B list now. B for Buffoon. (noun. a person who amuses others by ridiculous behavior
synonyms: clown, goof, goofball)
Hey guys Luxie here. We got SIX DEALS guys!
1. Apology for sushi comments- $0
2. Sister city token
Japanese garden- $0
3. Private profit deals for mates – $0
4. Photo Op for me and Mandy- $0
5.Intel sharing deal (I’m totally unintel)- $0
6. SORRY I MISSED YOU CARD LUV Fumio Kishida -$0
Notice how big I am. Really puffed up
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