Political Caption Competition

I can't give you the cancer drugs I promised but I can make a face on TikTok

I can’t give you the cancer drugs I promised but I can make a face on TikTok.

This is your Prime Minister NZ


  1. People who have nothing better to do than pull faces and photograph themselves, shouldn’t be left in charge of a packet of crayons, let alone country.

    • Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble,
      When you’re perfect in every way.
      I can’t wait to look in the mirror,
      ‘Cause I get better looking each day.

      To know me is to love me,
      I must be a hell of a man…….
      Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble,
      But I’m doing the bet that I can.

      Apologies to everyone who has sung this song, tongue in cheek. That’s not where Chris’ tongue is.

  2. ” I’m a creep
    I’m a weirdo
    What the hell am I doing here
    I don’t belong here”

  3. As useful as a yeast infection… podgy white bread dough just looks like podgy white bread dough no matter how you pose it.

  4. He looks exactly like what someone who doesn’t give a fuck what we think looks like, but you who voted for him knew that. And where the fuck’s chipkins? Cowering with his secrets I bet.
    I’ve voted in 51 general elections thus far and nothing’s changed but for a brief frisson when looking back to when John A. Lee was challenging Weak Tea savage for which I wasn’t yet born.
    The very most terrifying thing for me is that you guys have no literal idea of what’s really going on.

    • cb you said it again! Like myself getting older and feeling like a lone pea in watery pea soup, supposedly green but lacking in substance.

  5. Bob troll has this picture on his shower walls and on the ceiling above his bed.

  6. Unfortunately all the negative comments that come forward about Luxon will only flatter his ego. He could be one of the unfortunates who didn’t receive much love and attention as a child, and in the needy way of our psyches, got it from acting up, causing irritation and disapproval or pretence of conformity. Possibly the more the merrier, he frames the choice.

    • You may be right. If he actually cared, he wouldn’t make such a fool of himself.
      He’s addicted to attention…any kind at all.

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