Political Caption Competition

Who wants to politically date a pensioner?

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Who wants to politically date a pensioner?

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  1. Some pollies get better with age, some get trickier, not getting there by being good and right always – ‘It Ain’t Necessarily So’.
    To get into Hebben
    Don’ snap for a sebben !
    Live clean ! Don’ have no fault !
    Oh, I takes dat gospel
    Whenever it’s pos’ble
    But wid a grain of salt
    Methus’lah lived nine hundred years
    Methus’lah lived nine hundred years
    But who calls dat livin’
    When no gal will give in
    To no man what’s nine hundred years ?

    I’m preachin’ dis sermon to show
    It ain’t nessa, ain’t nessa
    Ain’t nessa, ain’t nessa
    Ain’t necessarily so !
    https://genius.com/George-gershwin-it-aint-necessarily-so-lyrics

  2. “I have a band of men and all they do is play for me
    They come from miles around to hear them play a melody
    Beneath the stars my ten guitars will play a song for you
    And if you’re with the one you love this is what you do

    Oh, dance, dance, dance to my ten guitars
    And very soon you know just where you are
    Through the eyes of love you see a thousand stars
    When you dance, dance, dance, to my ten guitars

    Guitars are made for love my band of men will always say
    So give each one a pretty girl and they will start to play
    Beneath the stars my ten guitars will play a song for you
    And if you’re with the one you love this is what to do

    Oh, dance, dance, dance to my ten guitars
    And very soon you know just where you are
    Through the eyes of love you see a thousand stars
    When you dance, dance, dance, to my ten guitars

    Ooh, let me tell you now
    Dance, dance, dance to my ten guitars
    Hmm, come on, everybody,
    Dance dance dance to my ten guitars…”

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