CB: “I’m here to meet the new Hamilton-West MP, can you grab me a gin and tonic cheers.”
TP: “….”
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“Marina Davidson’s hapū has lodged a treaty claim against your house, the entire street actually…sorry to have to tell you.”
” Thanks CB for spending a couple of hundred thousand of Nationals donations war chest on advertising on the Stuff website for me. And who said you can’t buy an election?”
CB.. Gurav Sharma who?
“Cuz. Just because you’ve got the bauld head thing going on doesn’t mean that you’re one of us.”
“Boy have i got a deal for you.”
Do your nephews call you Tom?
Any chance of a hot sausage roll? My hungry old dad drives all over Wellington searching for them.
That bastard Hipkins gave all the sausages rolls to the sausage-fingered King of England.
Dad wants to know if your petrol stations sell hot sausage rolls.
I wonder if you’ve got any relatives who you deny being related to just like me?
Petrol stations here sell vegan sausage rolls? Just asking for a hungry fatty-headed relation.
Talking of sausage rolls, got any decent plonk ?
My Dad would eat the shirt off your back he’s that hungry.
If you ID pronto as a Maori woman, Marama might just leave your land alone and free to eat W’s PC chocolate and sausage rolls.
I assume you know that Bellamy’s doesn’t do sausage rolls. Water’s dodgy too. Other things.
What you need to know is that alcohol is the accepted drink here, and we have a mania for sausage rolls (the sort you eat haha) at moment and we always follow trend-setters, so if you fit in you’ll be jake.
My aged parent might be a secret leftie the stuff he eats and drinks but we keep quiet about it.
Just don’t go chasing ladies over Parliament grounds after dark like Roger the Cur used to, hands out of pockets at Question Time, and keep your sausage roll under your desk.
Have a think about your contribution to the Gloom Hill Recipe Book. I’ll probably do sausage rolls.
“Marina Davidson’s hapū has lodged a treaty claim against your house, the entire street actually…sorry to have to tell you.”
” Thanks CB for spending a couple of hundred thousand of Nationals donations war chest on advertising on the Stuff website for me. And who said you can’t buy an election?”
CB.. Gurav Sharma who?
“Cuz. Just because you’ve got the bauld head thing going on doesn’t mean that you’re one of us.”
“Boy have i got a deal for you.”
Do your nephews call you Tom?
Any chance of a hot sausage roll? My hungry old dad drives all over Wellington searching for them.
That bastard Hipkins gave all the sausages rolls to the sausage-fingered King of England.
Dad wants to know if your petrol stations sell hot sausage rolls.
I wonder if you’ve got any relatives who you deny being related to just like me?
Petrol stations here sell vegan sausage rolls? Just asking for a hungry fatty-headed relation.
Talking of sausage rolls, got any decent plonk ?
My Dad would eat the shirt off your back he’s that hungry.
If you ID pronto as a Maori woman, Marama might just leave your land alone and free to eat W’s PC chocolate and sausage rolls.
I assume you know that Bellamy’s doesn’t do sausage rolls. Water’s dodgy too. Other things.
What you need to know is that alcohol is the accepted drink here, and we have a mania for sausage rolls (the sort you eat haha) at moment and we always follow trend-setters, so if you fit in you’ll be jake.
My aged parent might be a secret leftie the stuff he eats and drinks but we keep quiet about it.
Just don’t go chasing ladies over Parliament grounds after dark like Roger the Cur used to, hands out of pockets at Question Time, and keep your sausage roll under your desk.
Have a think about your contribution to the Gloom Hill Recipe Book. I’ll probably do sausage rolls.
Gloom Hill – magic!
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