Attention everyone, I want to be your next Captain and I’m a bit of an arsehole.
People with 7 properties or more into the lifeboats first, Bottom Feeders last!
Political Caption Competition
Attention everyone, I want to be your next Captain and I'm a bit of an arsehole. People with 7 properties or more into the lifeboats first, Bottom Feeders last!
I want to know why homeless people cannot just move to their holiday homes
“Now here this. The Elite Wankers Liberation Front has taken control of this plane.
You bottom feeders are our hostages. Forget seeing your loved ones in Te Puke.
Our new destination is Honolulu!!”
nice jase nice..
“How does thing work, hello, hello”?
” Big Mac family combo upsized x4 with 5 litrs of that scum sucking poor drink… Coke Zero Sugar. What? No, no tip! “
“Hello, hello is that the Government, we need a bailout”
“Ahhh and that’s why I get the big bucks”.
Beam me up Scotty !! ..and make it quick !!!…..I need to get the fuck out of here… pronto !!!!
Damn that’s what I was going to put. Good one Grant! I think you’re onto a winner there, with totally appropriate use of exclamation marks!!! Grant for PM?
You mean we are heading for Honolulu already? I thought we had a stopover at Te Puke.
“Can someone teach me how to use an old fashioned phone? It’s got me fucked!”