Political Caption Competition

1. ” I tilt my head to the right when I lie”

2. “Because I give you my word as a gentleman.”

3. Tilts head into light to display holiday tan acquired on holiday in Tepuke(located in the Island group of Phucyu Imwyte)

4. “I’d rather be in Te Puke right now!”

5. “I thought I could fake sincerity better than Judith. How the hell did she last 500 days in this gig?”.

6. ‘I am actually not here, this is my digital avatar’. If my answers seem nonsensical it’s probably a case of bad net”

7. Caught lyin’ in the sun.

   • Nice Jase.

   • Good one

8. stanley, that’s another fine mess you’ve got me into.

9. Carry on you losers, make fun of me. I can’t lose because you will just turn me into a martyr or marter, and onwards to master. (Bit feeble – but you get my direction I think.)

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