Political Caption Competition

1. Traitor.

2. “… and my new job at the local MacDonald’s gives me the opportunity to dress up and entertain the kids. Especially girls with pony tails…”

3. Integrity.

   • Pull the other ponytail Bob or is that you John…

     https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/i-tugged-it-i-did-some-dumb-things-key-on-ponytail-pulling/CO2LIPBQXZQHAAITAZESGJOIKM/

     You mostly say dumb shit, this is no exception.

4. The ‘Value’ of an online populist doctorate is worth…”

5. I identify as…………………………….a 17th century dutch painting.

6. Degrees…..knighthoods…..directorships. Apparently this is how you reward a sociopath.

7. The third Chow brother accepts doctorate, buys into brothers brothel business, now that’s integrity.

8. ” And I say to the people of NZ I will not raise GST” oops!

   Zero integrity.

9. I know that orange isn’t my colour, but I want to show solidarity with Ukraine. And the hat! Well I think this is from an Australian university and to appear modern they have taken the corks That was a joke from the past which they had outgrown, and have found a whole bunch of new jokes.

10. I have Two Degrees….and a Skinny and a Vodafone, really great NZ phones, because I believe in NZ first.

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