Political Caption Competition


Brian Tamaki in custody explains to Jesus how hard its been of late and asks why bad things keep happening to him.


  1. “What’s your name again? Jesus. Ok, Jesus. Go take a shower and I’ll give you a call, and we’ll do it again, ok!?”

  2. Jesus replies “for fucks sake Brian, you broke the law of the land (which I advised not to do in my book), and you demonstrated a fuck you attitude by breaching bail conditions multiple times. NZs had enough of your BS narcissism, and so have I”.

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