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Drugs in the shape of Jacinda is the best thing to happen in 2021 – it gets you happy and high without having to solve the housing crisis

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  1. Sausage meat – very malleable. You want politician, I can make any one you want. Just put money in small brown envelope in corner. No bitcoin sorry.

  2. All I know is that the last few years of Labour being our gubbimint has been an easier pill to swallow than it would have been had hideous national and their greedy, colourless, money fetishist followers been in a position of of stiffening domination over us.
    A word on pills. Unless you can see it being made from ingredients you know something about which came from suppliers you trust then eat schrooms instead. Or go to where governments treat people like intelligent adults like Portugal and some USA states.
    A kg or two of proper E at a Federated Farmers meeting would be transformative and herald in a new dawn for our beautiful AO/NZ. I can just imagine… Just when all those muddy old cockies are peaking Chloe Swarbrick rolls up with some cold pressed organic Central Otago peach juice and pops on a set by Be Svendsen
    ‘Bones’ https://youtu.be/-Zx0uIv0yyA.
    Farmers…? Beats the be-Jesus out of swilling DB down the pisser while surrounded by glossy posters of Big Rough Muddy Bear-Men rugby players as a wide screen vomits up ads in some banal house make over porn show, funded by TVNZ on air. Of course.
    Where did i read…? rnz and tvnz are mating in the bushes? The pimp for that particular porn’s going to be a natzo? Yes ! This fucker!
    Ex-cabinet minister Simon Power to replace Kevin Kenrick at TVNZ
    “Power joins the state-owned broadcaster from Westpac New Zealand, where he held multiple leadership positions, most recently as its interim chief executive.”
    https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/458375/ex-cabinet-minister-simon-power-to-replace-kevin-kenrick-at-tvnz
    “Multiple leadership positions…” What a ute load of wank. That little shit’s bringing cold war propaganda skills to our state owned msm’s. Westpac, and others, have been sucking out billions of dollars while we must walk past the wretched homeless etc and that little prick sports multiple leadership position experience.
    You know what? Fuck it. Give me a Jacinda Pop. Anything’s better than reality.

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