Political Caption Competition

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Simeon – Pssst. Simon, when you roll Judith can I be your mate?

Simon – Never talk to me in public.

10 COMMENTS

  1. “Sadly, Dr Shane was involved in a Tame-wreck on Sunday.
    Therefore, my new emotional support animal going forward will be Simeon.
    Simon has volunteered as our minder. He said he’s always got his eyes on my back these days and carries a big dagger.”

  2. Hey guys. Could you please put your mikes down very carefully and get the knives out of my back?

  3. “It’s bulletproof kevlar wrapped up in a very fashionable black and white check. I thought it quite symbolic.”

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