Political Caption Competition

1. twisted by the pool…

2. “Of course there aren’t any piranhas in the pool. Scomo sent me some crocodiles. Much more effective…”

3. “You don’t get mad, you get on the cover of women’s weekly”

4. Woman Wearing Pink Pyjamas

5. I fill the pool with the tears of starving children

6. Creators of ‘Swamp Thing’ target upmarket audience

7. I’ve no idea how a woman campaigns for Prime Minister of New Zealand but I wouldn’t be caught dead on a shelf next to soft porn mags.

8. “It took a team of 3 Philippinos half a day to tile my pool, why can’t kiwis work like that?”

9. Any publicity is good publicity ” i know ” i guess that means i am something special after all.

10. Ha ha all you losers that don’t have a pool ! John got me a great deal.

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