Political Caption Competition

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JUDITH: Psst, what are you announcing today?

JACINDA: A Māori Public holiday.

JUDITH: Ooooh, that’s good, can I steal that idea?

JACINDA: No Judith, you have to come up with your own policy.

JUDITH: But this is the day we celebrate stealing stuff from Māori, so I can steal this idea from you?

JACINDA: How are you the fucking leader?

JUDITH: I stole the leadership from a man who stole it from a Māori.

JACINDA: Don’t stand so close to me.

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10 COMMENTS

  1. Jacinda: “That is why I believe, tinkering around with a public holiday during a housing crisis and tourism implosion will benefit Pasifika and Maori greatly.”

  2. What are you up to this long weekend ? I am off to the holiday home to get some r and r so i will see you at question time when we dazzle them with bullshit for another year. LOL Oh and i will send you that recipe for smoke salmon quiche it is divine.

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