Political Caption Competition


Dear Jesus, it’s me, Judy Collins, current leader of the National Party, the Party that’s on the up and up and would have totally won if it hadn’t been for the media, Jacindamania and the vast, vast, vast majority of voters.

I know you are busy trying to steal the election for Trump, but could you help me out by stopping all the leaks inside our Party, can you crash the economy and could you kill that kid who looked at me funny on the campaign trail?

Do any of these people know my husband is Samoan?


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