Political Caption Competition

1. Judith Caesar: “Et tu, Dr Shane?”

2. Michael Woodhouse wondering who the homeless woman at the lectern is.
   Gerry wondering if reality is just a conspiracy.
   Judith wondering what the sound of metal sharpening means.
   Paul Goldsmith doing his math to see if National actually won.
   Patsy Wong crying softly.
   Simon enjoying himself by looking concerned while inwardly laughing.
   Shane Reti taking the pulse of the party and not liking the prognosis.
   The rest: ‘maybe I can be leader’.

   • Brilliant! 🙂

3. Fossilized kauri swamp loggers consider their future.

4. Look where it’s wet if you want to find the leaks. Oh dear.

5. Courtesy of Richard Rogers & Oscar Hammerstein from The Sound Of Music … Chucky and other losers gather to sing us a farewell song …

   …. Cuckoo, cuckoo
   Regretfully they tell us Cuckoo, cuckoo
   But firmly they compel us Cuckoo, cuckoo
   To say goodbye
   Cuckoo!
   To you
   So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
   I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
   So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
   Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
   So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen
   I’d like to stay and taste my first champagne
   So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
   I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye
   Goodbye!
   I’m glad to go, I cannot tell a lie
   I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly
   The sun has gone to bed and so must I
   So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
   Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
   Goodbye!

6. The ‘National’ Lemon Sucking Competition gets off to a flying start!

   Looking forward to the next round of jaw clenching, back biting/stabbing, email leaking action.

   Reality TV?…Pah!

7. “Make sure Todd Muller is as far out of the picture as possible please.”
   Yes nearest the door will do nicely.

8. “Well me and the fatties will do anything for a buck now! From now until the next election. Any gig we’ll do!”

9. One strong team, of what’s left that is!

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