Political Caption Competition

1. Is that gobshite still banging on with his own variety of bullshit !!!!

2. I’m assuming the cretin named after a salad dressing thinks that to be a vegan is to impersonate genitalia.. I think he would be perfect in that role..

3. I offer my congratulations to Duncan Garner on his decision to become vegan! His courageous example is an inspiration to us all. Don’t forget your B12 Duncan!

4. Nothing better than walking in someone elses shoes to appreciate a different point of view.
   He will most likely get disracted with all the fake meat products, when he would be better off getting a vege garden up and running with his kids.

5. Half a billion Indians are vegan! But I’m still special.

6. Promises were made to be broken. Right Duncs?

   I mean c’mon, your hero rock star economy ponytail pulling banking shyster said he wouldn’t increase GST (a direct tax on low income earners) before he was elected to the top of the greasy politic pole a few terms back. But ooh look, surprise, then he did, immediately! You can always hide behind his lame false promise pre-election rhetoric stance. Words are cheap and you appear to be full of them.

   And man, that jacket? Jeezus, it looks like a bunch of wire netting up against a concrete wall.

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