Political Caption Competition

1. Stuffed. 25 Aug 2020.
   Recovery from Leader’s latest knife attack “Going well” according to victim G Browneye.

   Refusing conventional medical treatment because “all doctors are communist conspirators”, the underqualified woodwork teacher suffers continuing delusions of political grandeur as a result of the trauma.
   Experts tracking his recovery expect a full acceptance of reality will eventuate by 17th October.

2. “Our Species is Under Attack!!!”

   (Yep. For sure… No hysteria here.)

   [That “Species” line is an actual headline in The Herald today, from the ‘believe it or not’ dept. Linking to it would just spread the craziness.]

   • The statement was by Seymour and it is here: Our Species is Under Attack .

     Multiple species are under threat of extinction, Mr Seymour. The cause is Climate Change, for which you advocated that it NOT be taught in schools, iirc.

3. Gerry’s lobotomy went as well as can be expected.

4. Nice slimming effect.

5. “WUT! Whats this on my head!? Its my own creation. A mobile Pie Warmer!”

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