Political Caption Competition

1. “New Conservative Party”

   Are you smarter than a 5th grader.

   “Planed man made virus”

2. Bogan mobile.

3. Truth tellers. Life as we know it – Is a Big Scam! Greenies tell us, show us, our deteriorating world – that our wants and beliefs are faulty. The New Cons have just caught on and run around like headless chooks screaming ‘The Sky is Falling’. Headless, they have no brains to devise new ways, to discern and conserve the good from the past, sort out the bad. New Cons stand next to icons showing past good people, and hope the lustre will rub off on them. Cardboard people. Dross. Pathetic.

4. Major concerns as Self Driving Vehicles begin to display human mental health disorders.

5. Even though there was sweet fuck all chance of Gerry Brownlee becoming the next Deputy Prime Minister, Parliamentary Services made sure to prepare a new crown limo for him just in case.

6. “Touch my truck! I’ll fuck you up!” – “Vote For Me!”

7. Big Gez’s pathetic conspiracy theorist mates take lunacy on a road trip.

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