Political Caption Competition

1. Mike Hoskings say’s; – “I want to find an un-inhabited island now with Wi Fi !!!!!!

2. Put yer mask on.

3. Look at me look, look at me, look at me

4. “I told you I was the best looking and most important person on the planet”

5. Because like a kilt, there’s nothing under it except a dick and an arse

6. Bad life choices are made when you repeatedly microwave your own head…

7. Masks don’t work with beards…

   • In the case of Hosking – “Amen to that!”

8. I told yer so! I told yer so! Jumping up and down on the spot. Throw him a bikky treat will someone, anyone, and hope to shut him up. But don’t bet on that.

9. Forget Covid. Mike looks like he needs straight to rehab after his all-night meth bender.

10. Local tramp crawls out of skip to rant drunkenly at media.

11. Daily verbal vomit.

12. I have just found out that i am not liked or respected by everyone.

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