Political Caption Competition

1. Nats’ response: “WE wanted to do that with Simon, but he wouldn’t let go of the yak!”

2. Nats’ response 2: “We wanted to do that with Toddy! But he was busy making a Tea commercial.”

3. Nats response #3: “Judith wanted to do that! (We talked her out of it.)”

4. Nat response #4: “Judith bloody did it anyway!! We’ve removed most of the billboards fast-as, and are thinking of replacing them with this bloke: Daniel Shand “

5. Inept and desperate National Party select TV character as their Auckland Central Candidate.

6. Well you know what happens to Marta’s when they ‘peak’?

7. Jacinda Targaryen freer of slaves and beloved of the people, practicing the politics of kindness unlike those who came before , until (spoiler alert) her true nature showed under pressure and she incinerated her own people.

8. Throne of Games?
   Not in NZ. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12349103
   We will have to restrain our unlouche vandals with a curfew – police can chase them at night instead of cars –
   woof woof.

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