Political Caption Competition

bert June 19, 2020 at 6:02 am

“My best mate used to pull ponytails, anyone for a kiss and cuddle”
Snow White June 19, 2020 at 12:29 pm

Hi, I’m Mike and someone’s wrapped their testicles around my neck ‘cos they sure as hell ain’t mine, and next I can recite a poem about the lark ascending or descending, and wish I’d used the tacky plastic comb in my right breast pocket to temper my curls and wondering why my jacket looks far too small on camera and whether I’m wearing Paula’s, so help me God.
June Walker June 19, 2020 at 1:51 pm

It’s louse, Woodlouse, sorry about the hair but I’ve just crawled from under a rock.
OBhave June 19, 2020 at 3:04 pm

OK Jordan, what have you got for us today?
Applewood June 19, 2020 at 8:43 pm

Don’t forget I’m the fellow who thought worm farming is a high risk industry. Ever been a worm ?
J S Bark June 19, 2020 at 10:09 pm

DSIR reveals a new translation device for communicating with Martians…
Jase June 20, 2020 at 8:02 am

“Hey, there were 2 Covid-positive passengers on that flight!!
Can you keep it a secret until I drop it on Parliament in a few hours?”