This weird photo op where he’s walked to a Church and awkwardly held up a Bible looks less like a President attempting to calm a wounded nation and more like the Anti-Christ having his hand burned by touching scripture
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
“See my opposable thumb? Only smart people like me have opposable thumbs”
“Behold the Book which I Have Never Read and Never Will Read.”
“This is my little black book. I’ve got Stormy’s number in here somewhere.”
Is that an actual bible, or a readers digest condensed story book? Looks more like readers digest to me.. So these people are gullible enough to believe donny’s had his “moment of clarity”? Don’t go away, I have some genuine Rolex watches you can have for $50..
“Behold the Bible, the source of my MAGA policies.”
I hold this Book and am in the Divine Presence. (I can say anything, these rubes have been brought up on colour television, reality shows, and don’t know the difference any more.)
“Thou shalt not commit adultery” come on guys wrong book! I said penthouse not gods house.
Hey holding this up will give the illusion that i can read.
“I wrote this”.
“I try to emulate Onan…”
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
“See my opposable thumb? Only smart people like me have opposable thumbs”
“Behold the Book which I Have Never Read and Never Will Read.”
“This is my little black book. I’ve got Stormy’s number in here somewhere.”
Is that an actual bible, or a readers digest condensed story book? Looks more like readers digest to me.. So these people are gullible enough to believe donny’s had his “moment of clarity”? Don’t go away, I have some genuine Rolex watches you can have for $50..
“Behold the Bible, the source of my MAGA policies.”
I hold this Book and am in the Divine Presence. (I can say anything, these rubes have been brought up on colour television, reality shows, and don’t know the difference any more.)
“Thou shalt not commit adultery” come on guys wrong book! I said penthouse not gods house.
Hey holding this up will give the illusion that i can read.
Hitler burnt these things i prefer to throw them.
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