Political Caption Competition

1. Simon: “I still can’t find anything written here that says we’re even remotely relevant.”
   Gerry: “Forget that. Can anyone else smell pies….?!!”

   • “I said 2 meters apart Geŕry”
     “I am Simon, at least part of me is”

2. The number of National MPs if an election were held today.

3. “Yup! NZF is on board. Labour are history! No friends Labour shouldnt of eaten the gweens vote.”

   • That’s just silly.. Don’t be like simple Simon. Everyone is laughing at him, and the ridiculous mob of wannabees around him. Do you want people to laugh at you openly, or behind their hands?

     • You need to learn to count.

4. Simon, to the man at the back: “Well if Paula would stop pummelling me with her bad vibes then maybe I could have made a better response. …And, NO, Paula, I do not think you could have “handled it better”.”

5. Simon holds meeting for all National caucus members who support him.
   Simon asks ” where’s David Seymour, in fact where’s everyone else?”

6. We know who it was and we know where you live – stay there with all the farts you know as you’re not making anything worthwhile here.

7. Soymun: “Chin up guys! Never forget that Nu Zulind is the one place turkeys do vote for Christmas, so we’ve still got a very good chance of forming the next government.”

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