Political Caption Competition


The National Party donations team are giving away duel citizenship for free with every $100 000.


  1. They all look a bit blase’, or is it wary, or (possible prejudice warning) is Chinese-cliched ‘inscrutability’ the dominant feature here.

  2. Donate to National and they will make me a citizen.
    Donate to Labour and they’ll make me a Sir.
    It’s a tuff choice.

    • Donate to both and you can be a Sir, a Citizen and get a list MP seat thrown in, as well as a set of free steak knives to stab other’s in their backs.

    • Yikun Zhang was nominated for his “honour” by National, Maggie. It was granted to him when Labour took office, according to government convention.

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