I, just don’t know what is to be said here…
A secretive group who spent four years tunnelling into the side of a country road in search of a mythical race of pre-Polynesian giants’ skeletons have called off their dig.
…how much of a fucking moron must you be to go beyond just sitting behind your computer and believing crazy batshit conspiracies like fluoridation in water causes mental retardation, anti-Vaxx nonsense, climate denial or chemtrails are secretly controlling the masses to actually organising a cave dig with amateur ‘archeologists’ to discover a secret race of white giants???
At no point did any of them ask, ‘what the fuck are we doing guys”?
Surely Occams razor applies to most peoples lived experience right? What ever is the most likely event probably happened.
So what is most likely here?
(A) Discovered a Moa bone?
(B) Found the leg of an 8 ft tall white giant that predates Polynesian arrival in NZ by 2000 years?
I mean really?
Don’t worry though, one of the ‘archaeologists’ has ensured this incredible find will be safe because he’s put a magical spell on the dig site to stop anyone stealing any of his precious giant bones.
A magical spell folks…
Today, Rodney Davidson, a reiki practitioner from Northland, confirmed he was involved in the dig.
He posted a warning on Facebook: “Be aware that a Reiki protection is on the cave dig and has been since the start too. It has made it,s [sic] presence felt on at least two occasions to great benefit in fact. Abuse it in anyway and there will be a ‘ result ‘ ! I have no control over this so all your choice!”
…A magical fucking spell.
This is a terrifying indictment on public education in this country.
Thoughts & prayers for these amateur fuckwits please folks. Thoughts and prayers.