Political Caption Competition


When your heteronormative neighbours crash your gay event to tell you how well you’re doing.


  1. It’s a broad church. Gay people can be included in the expensive casual clothes class, just conform to the norm which we’ll change if you show us the money.

  2. “I want to tell all the Bears out there how much Gerry Brownlee is looking forward to the fisting extravaganza later on this afternoon!”

  3. Honesty and sincerity are the two most important things in the world, if you can fake them you’ve got it made. (With thanks to Groucho Marx)

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