Political Caption Competition

1. she loves controlloing me eh?

   • Older woman seeks toyboy.

     • “Once you have found him never let him go,
       Once you have found him never let him go o o o o o o o “

2. “Look at me, look at me, look at me”!

3. If I smile my face might crack, don’t ask me which face you know I’m two faced

4. Siamese twins demonstrate their pre-surgical separation appearance.
   The procedure was successful but for the fact that, instead of being evenly divided between the two, only one twin received a conscience.

5. Semi functional man’s head grown from pigs ear in world first.

6. Friends with benefit?

7. It takes two to tango – Oh-lay!

8. After it’s all over, she might eat you. Step lightly!

9. That’s not Chris Trotter, right?

   • No, pretty sure the one on the right is Paula B with her mouth closed – Trotter doesn’t wear such crappy earrings – the one on the left could be Chris Trotter as a young man – or just a delivery guy – anybody really.

10. Harry and Meghan are withdrawing from public life to be neither here nor there plus 95% of tax free profits.

    • Really Pip you see Harry & Megan in this picture wow!

11. I liked her when she had the thickness, and the goodness.

    • She’s still thick. I don’t ever remember her being good.

    • pulla and goodness do not go together

12. Meghan and Harry look tired and shit ugly after their tough week. A permanent move to the Papuas might be just what they need

13. siamese twins

14. Come to Canada with me darling.

15. “Have you met my long lost son! From my days working at a “Tattoo Parlour & Truckstop” in Toepaw years ago …”

16. Really Pip you see Harry & Megan in this picture wow!

    • michelle – You’re right – repugnant and obnoxious as she may be, it may have been a low blow implying that Bennett was as bad as Meghan Markle, or as contemptuous of conventional norms and boundaries, or as self-seeking.

      In fact I don’t think any NZ politician would (dis)grace a formal meeting in winter daytime London wearing a shiny satin skirt, with bare legs, and visible underarm sweat stains either, or be filmed poking her tongue out at the public on formal royal occasions – or laugh at an elderly man falling from his horse – and that’s just the small stuff.

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