Gainful Employment: A Cautionary Tale.

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JENNIFER SKITTERED her chair back from the workstation and sighed. Three more hours. And then what? Pick up something to eat and back to the flat. A glass of wine and bed. Life. Wow. She’d been expecting more.

Not that she didn’t value the job. It wasn’t all that taxing and the pay was great. But is this what a degree in Political Science and English Literature got you? Managing “Paulabots” in a National Party troll farm?

It was her old school-friend, Toby, now high up in the Young Nats, who had asked if she was interested in making some easy money for a couple of months. Some friends of his, he said, major cyber-geeks, had spent months fashioning a vast army of bots, priming them to swarm, on command, all over social media. Their content favoured raw emotion over reasoned argument and was micro-targeted. “Wake-up calls”, Toby called them, designed to provoke a visceral response.

“That’s where you come in”, Toby explained. “You’ll have a hundred or so of these bots to manage. The moment someone responds to one of them, it’ll look exactly like an ordinary account, you’ll reply – keep them talking. You’ll have all the day’s talking-points in front of you and the links to be sent. The idea is to turn each recipient into an unwitting accomplice in their own transformation. From interested observer to hyped-up activist, sharing our messages promiscuously with ‘friends’. You’ll be part of an ever-expanding circulatory system, Jennifer, for the ideas that will win us the election.”

Jennifer wasn’t sure that she agreed with those ideas, but she knew enough to appreciate that this was now the way a modern political party communicated with the electorate – or, at least, with the key demographics its pollsters and the focus-group moderators identified as being potentially receptive to its pitch. Toby called them “The Persuadables”: voters who, if stimulated correctly, might be moved off “Undecided” or “Not Voting” and into “Definitely Voting”. Or, as her old PolSci lecturer used to say: “Off the sofa and into the polling-booth.”

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And that had to be a good thing – didn’t it? Better than letting all those thousands of people, once again, sit out a general election. Young men in the past had fought and died defending Democracy. So, even if the means might be a bit dodgy, the end, lifting voter turn-out, more than justified the dissemination of little bit of fake news – didn’t it?

Ooop! That was another ping. Another person responding to the “A Hand Up – Not A Hand-Out” bot. Jennifer screwed up her nose as she read the commenter’s racist screed. She checked her cheat-sheet and rattled-off the relevant stats regarding welfare fraud. A little voice in her head was objecting that the stats she was using couldn’t possibly be true.

“Not your department”, her supervisor had told her, very firmly, on her first or second day on the job. “Stick to the talking-points provided. We’re not paying you to be a fact-checker.”

The commenter came back immediately. Those numbers she just sent had nailed it. Exactly what he had always thought! Did she have a link? Jennifer smiled. Do I have a link? She sent it off without hesitation. Telling the little voice in her head to STFU.

Even so, it wasn’t easy, not altogether. Surely there was a moral question here? Ethics – that was the word. Was she behaving ethically? Jennifer gave her head a little shake – as if she had a twig caught in her hair. She recalled some lines from T.S. Eliot’s poem “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”:

Do I dare

Disturb the universe?

In a minute there is time

For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.

Coffee is what I need, she told herself. A nice strong cup of coffee. She wandered up distractedly between the neatly arranged workstations – their grey carpeted walls illuminated by the soft glow of the monitors – towards the expensive coffee-maker.

“S’it going, Jen? Alright?”

“Yep, all good. Lots of responses.”

“Tell me about it. This latest one has triggered all the nutters!”

Jennifer sat down and sipped her coffee. J. Alfred Prufrock put in another appearance.

For I have known them all already, known them all –

Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons

Much later. After a bus ride, a microwaved risotto, and a glass of wine, the doorbell rang.

The man on the doorstep seemed a bit ancient to be out after dark, knocking on doors. He wore, of all things, a cloth cap. In his hand he clutched a clipboard.

“Excuse me, young lady, I’m sorry to trouble you so late. My names Gerald, and I’m canvassing on behalf of the Labour Party. I was wondering, are there any Labour supporters in the household?”

Jennifer stared at the old man for a few flabbergasted seconds and burst out laughing.

 

 

15 COMMENTS

      • Why do so many TDB posters immediately attack another poster’s imagined mental state, rather than defend the article?

        Your reply is a smear. What does it add?

    • It took me a long time, Ada, but like so many others who have spent their lives in and/or covering politics, I have learned that if you want to tell the truth – write fiction.

        • What I took away from Chris’s blog amongst other things is that a lot of work and income can be justified for the silliest of reasons which isn’t a society I would like to live in and I would expect the takeaway will be different for different people. The truth is a subjective thing Y’know but I know a nice tune when I hear it but I also know a lot of people don’t enjoy rap music so there you go.

        • Ada – Think of Trotter as being like Jesus. Jesus conveyed truths through using parables. Sometimes I read Trotter, and think that he is just like Jesus. And when I open the pages of my well-worn New Testament I think,” Glory be, this sounds just like Trotter.’

          Then I imagine other people’s mental state and think, “Those folk have a mental state.” This cheers much, as without a mental state, Alan Turin may never have sought a link between mathematics and the spirit – nor Bach have written some rather nice music – nor Cushla Smith been the Birmingham mud wrestling champion in 1999. Or was it in 2000 ?

        • Ada – One only has to experience the ancient dark forests of Germany to understand why renowned academics, the Grimms brothers, wrote fairy tales to so successfully inform children of their dangers – stories grasp the imagination in the same way that poetry can, and both entertain and inform in a manner that explained facts, or lists of facts don’t.

          Lao Tzu’s lovely Tao Te Ching, so successfully portrays the basic truths of classical Taoism by aphorism and natural imagery and stories, that again, the reader can connect to universal truths, effortlessly.

          Similarly, my favourite Japanese poet Issa, through the use of haiku, gently helps us to see and to understand what it means to be human, and to be part of this world.

          Great paintings – look at the Sistine Chapel ceiling – tell stories of what, to some are truths, so whatever vehicle Chris Trotter uses to impart information has its own validity… and I look forward to seeing his art work…

  1. … And yet both could hear , faintly yet distinctly… the final strains of a popular song in the 1970’s emanating from a radio somewhere in Jennifer’s flat… which made Jennifer shudder at the irony of her life and the Labour man look up in sad recognition of memories of an egalitarianism long gone since 1984 …

    ‘Before the union did appear
    My life was half as clear
    Now I’ve got the power
    To the working hour
    And every other day of the year.

    So though I’m a working man
    I can ruin the government’s plan
    Though I’m not too hard
    The sight of my card
    Makes me some kind of superman.

    Oh you don’t get me I’m part of the union
    You don’t get me I’m part of the union
    You don’t get me I’m part of the union
    Till the day I die, till the day I die ‘…

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