Political Caption Competition

1. Do i look like his mother

2. Disgruntled sign language translater starts wildcat strike at PM’s media conference.

3. [To music] Shaneys got a gun

4. PM: “And so, using the politics of kindness and understanding to control your gun use, it is my message to New Zealand on behalf of Shane, that you do as we say and not as we do. Thank you.”

   Journalist: “Prime Minister will you be photographed holding a baby today?”

   PM: “Thank you, no more questions.”

   Simon: “PM can I use your image in satire?”

   Trevor, from behind a curtain “Simon, no more questions.”

   • Simon…”Love me Tender”
     https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2019/10/simon-bridges-shows-off-singing-skills-with-love-song-to-national-audience.html

     P.M. ” Shane, quickly, get me a gun”

5. When your ego is bigger than Aotearoa.

6. “So J. How about it … Next movie, you and I. It could be fun!”

7. Instead of calling “nephs on couches” lazy, stupid and drug addled, Jacinda puts on display graphic “after image”.

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