Political Caption Competition


A warm welcome to the Chinese ambassador inside the National Party.


  1. Soymun: I’m so lucky to have this guy working for me. Look at the donations he brings in!

    Yang: This guy still doesn’t realise he works for me. What a muppet!

  2. Chinational Party Comedy Night – Simons standup comedy routine.

    Simon: So like, I was totally tellin’ this guy here, “ain’t no way y’all gunna harvest MY organs dude”, and he was like “Yo reality check bro’, but we like totally own your ass y’all!”
    And I was like ….. “oh fuck dats the truth ain’t it – byebye kidney”.

    Audience: rapturous applause.

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