Political Caption Competition

1. Speech bubble above Simples head. “Cha Ching!”

2. Arguable if Bridges could be called an ‘asset’ after the Jami-Lee Ross tapes.

   More like the Richard Reid for the Taliban.

   • If Bridges was an asset, Key and English would have sold him.
     Ergo Bridges must be an um…

3. Bridges: “Oi’ve got a political party for sale!”
   Yang: “I bid 2 secret $100K donations”.

4. So – we are both involved inside ‘the art of deception’ – are we not?

   • My simple reply would be that is not what the art of deception is.

5. Said Simple Simon to the Spyman,
   Let me sell our share

   (or
   Bro come see our wares
   or
   Please increase our fears
   or
   Let’s pound each others rears)

6. When your communist enemy is your friend.

7. Better format:

   NZ Political History 101

   Question 1 (1 mark)
   Said Simple Simon to the Spyman,

   A. Let me sell our share
   B. Bro come and see our wares
   C. Please increase our fears
   D. Let’s pound each others rears
   E. All of the above

Comments are closed.