GRANT: Here’s what I’m giving you James, sweet fuck all nothing. Sign up to the promise to our overseas Corporate Overlords that we won’t borrow any money and we will let you into the Government.
JAMES: But what do we get Grant?
GRANT: I told you, nothing.
“Look, Jim.. we’re only here because of the whim of Winston, in truth… so enjoy it while it lasts… we’re still rubber stamping tens of thousands of Transnational Capital Party voters every year, and, yes.. much of our deluded support base continues to Labour under the fallacy that we’re “Left Wing”…” *Tee hee hee “What”s your property valued at now, by the way, Jim?”
There is no God and Grant Robertson is his prophet.
Look James we’ll talk the thing down to the size the everyday punter can get his hands around, and say we can handle this no problem, and it’ll be the bees knees. Being a greenie you’ll go for that – come on give us a smile!
Don’t knock it till you try it Hemi
It’s called trickle down, and really works!
We also have a new tool in our economic tool box, in that we give away our rights under trade agreements and then hope and pray that overseas Nationals and the markets do a better job than governments could have, and keep buying our sunset commodity exports that we no longer own, and the bonus is that we get political donations come our way, like the Natz!
Now let’s just pretend I’m holding in my hands a pie, James. Yes I know it’s imaginary, but look beyond that and ask yourself, “do I like pie”.
You want some pie James?
Look James, I promise. It’ll only be one dead rat at a time.
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