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If NZ Politics were Harry Potter – Jacinda Ardern and the Neoliberal Curse

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If NZ Politics were Harry Potter…

Labour are Gryffindor

National are Slytherin

Greens are Hufflepuff

NZ First are Ravenclaw

& David Seymour is Voldemort. Or a House-Elf

The PSA would be the Ministry of Magic.

Judith Collins would be Dolores Umbridge.




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  1. CLEANGREEN says:

    Ha ha ha ha; – when is your version of the movie; – “Jacinda Ardern and the Neoliberal Curse”?

  2. Helena says:

    And just like Harry Potter, politics is all smoke, mirrors, wands and magic spells. No magic is good magic.

  3. Sven says:

    The PSA is more likely the Ministry of Tragic.

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