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It’s not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy
You’re still young, that’s your fault,
There’s so much you have to know

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It’s not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy
You’re still young, that’s your fault,
There’s so much you have to know
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry
Look at me, I am old, but I’m happy
I was once like you are now, and I know that it’s not easy,
To be calm when you’ve found something going on
But take your time, think a lot,
Why, think of everything you’ve got
For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not
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  1. phillip ure says:

    the 2019 hair-do smackdown: the tousled (deep inside i’m still really a teenager) middle-aged look vs. yr standard cropping favoured by the ageing fascists amongst us…

    (they do so like that bristle-look..those fascists – i think it is ‘cos they do so like to bristle so much – those fascists – always able to find something real/imagined to bristle/fulminate about..)

  2. phillip ure says:

    hooton: ‘you are my son..!’…

  3. Marc says:

    Why not link to the Cat Stevens song?


    Ok. I dislike Matthew Hooters, but he is good at stirring, and this useless government deserves it, just so.

  4. phillip ure says:

    hooton: ‘you do realise matt – that we are both really on the same side – we both support the current neoliberal-model – and we have a common enemy in the soon-to-be-arriving radical green socialists – you do realise this ..don’t you..?..matt..?’

  5. phillip ure says:

    where to go for your matts…

  6. phillip ure says:

    nippert clearly not taking the news well – that he was sired by a crypto-fascist….

  7. phillip ure says:

    hooton: ‘we are so much alike – matthew – you and i – do you realise that yet..?…

  8. phillip ure says:

    hooton: ‘i would like to sing a song to you if i may – matthew..

    i was born in a cross-fire hurricane – and i howled at my ma – in the driving rain’..

    but it’s alright now – in fact it’s a gas’…

    (ahem..!..apologies for this outburst of entries – i blame the caffeine and the cannabis – myself..)

  9. Jeremy Rose says:

    That’s Toby Manhire – people seem to think it’s Matt Nippert!

    • phillip ure says:

      who hasn’t got them confused before..?…c’mon..!

      and i be these ‘people’ you speak of…

      i was stoned …

      (you try telling them apart then..!..they blur into one..if high enough.)

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