Political Caption Competition

1. National vehicle is going off a cliff with the wheels falling off!!!!

   It was going to Simon Bridges wake, – but the vehicle hit a large pothole (of many) on his “Roads of National Importance” and lost it’s steering control????

2. The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round . . . . . .

3. Only a few turds from the putrid cesspit take to the road …

4. Actual footage of Guinness world record attempt for most fuckwits in a single vehicle, NZ 2018, colorised.

5. National minivan hitchhiker rules:

   (1) Seats cost $100,000

   (2) We only have room for 2 Indians OR 1 Chinese.

6. “We’ve just run down a homeless thing and look! There’s another one!
   OMG! It’s got a baby in its arms! Double points score! ”

   While I have fun taking the piss out of the smiling fuckers I remember they get $ix Figure$ plu$ entitlement$ plu$ the po$$ibility of a very generou$ retirement package, some of which comes out of my pocket when I can barely afford electricty.

7. I’m not sure about the straightest dullest car ride, I mean, whose sitting on whose lap down the back.

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