Political Caption Competition

1. “There’s really no need for hunger in the world…”

2. Ping !

3. Nah Mike.
   We didn’t imagine you’d be clever enough to think of them yourself.

4. Put your fucking head in it.

5. … too.

6. ‘mama told me not to stick my head in there – i didn’t listen..’

7. ‘my empathy got microwaved – it isn’t my fault..!’

8. ‘i’m just heating up my roundtable-soup – it’s salted with the tears of poor children’..

9. ‘john key once ‘had’ me in this room – just as i was microwaving just like this’

10. ‘i miss the certainties of the key years..y’know..!’

11. ‘ya hafta hold yer mouth just like this – to get a good sneer going’..

12. ‘i just microwaved my hair’..

13. ‘my dick is caught in my zipper’…

14. Microwave Idle…

15. Fried brains are a excellent food source — but when they got in there – the cranium was bare……

16. What’s that Kate…yeah nah, not much on the telly tonight.
    Woz heaps better when I woz onnit, eh?

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