Political Caption Competition

By   /   August 11, 2018  /   16 Comments

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  1. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    “There’s really no need for hunger in the world…”

  2. Mike the Lefty says:

    Nah Mike.
    We didn’t imagine you’d be clever enough to think of them yourself.

  3. countryboy says:

    Put your fucking head in it.

  4. countryboy says:

    … too.

  5. phillip ure says:

    ‘mama told me not to stick my head in there – i didn’t listen..’

  6. phillip ure says:

    ‘my empathy got microwaved – it isn’t my fault..!’

  7. phillip ure says:

    ‘i’m just heating up my roundtable-soup – it’s salted with the tears of poor children’..

  8. phillip ure says:

    ‘john key once ‘had’ me in this room – just as i was microwaving just like this’

  9. phillip ure says:

    ‘i miss the certainties of the key years..y’know..!’

  10. phillip ure says:

    ‘ya hafta hold yer mouth just like this – to get a good sneer going’..

  11. phillip ure says:

    ‘i just microwaved my hair’..

  12. phillip ure says:

    ‘my dick is caught in my zipper’…

  13. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    Microwave Idle…

  14. Margaret says:

    Fried brains are a excellent food source — but when they got in there – the cranium was bare……

  15. Beetrootboy says:

    What’s that Kate…yeah nah, not much on the telly tonight.
    Woz heaps better when I woz onnit, eh?

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